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Thursday, January 01, 2009

I have a strange sense of humour

Especially, the true inevitabilities of life I tend to look at from a slant: death, taxes ... and, as surely as the sun rises, that spam will find anything accessible on the Internet.

Just as surely, there is a humour to be found here.

Start with a fundamental division between the personal seeking of audience and those intended to generate funds. Go on to a classification of the various broad subtypes and variants: Get-Rich-Quick, Enhancements, Sex-Promises-Through-Initial-and-Ritual-Humiliation. Examine technique, target audience, especially originality. (So many possibilities. So little creativity.)

Taking off every safety valve, every text verification protection: I hereby dedicate this blog to the topic of spam.

Champagne and spam for everyone!

Comments on "I have a strange sense of humour"

 

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Blogger Stevie D. said ... (11:01 PM, August 28, 2006) : 

Unique offering...very "unique."

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Anonymous Sharon said ... (8:35 AM, September 03, 2006) : 

Well, I would have lots of great material for you..... Being an ecommerce seller. You see everything. And these scams are getting so sophisticated it's unbelievable. You should check out some sites on Fighting Nigerian Scams. They are quite funny. And great material for your blog.

 

Anonymous Morton Hurley said ... (4:00 AM, September 08, 2006) : 

Excellent site. Spam can be poetic at times... hence my site.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:05 AM, September 12, 2006) : 

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Blogger Monkey said ... (8:46 PM, September 22, 2006) : 

Keep going.....

 

Blogger Franco said ... (10:54 PM, September 28, 2006) : 

Good work, very nice blog. Seems you enjoy working with/ on the internet. And
if something like that even pays off well, it would be even better, woulnd't it?

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Blogger Franco said ... (10:55 PM, September 28, 2006) : 

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Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:09 PM, October 18, 2006) : 

ASSALAAMU ALLAIKUM,

GREETINGS,

I AM MRS AFRAH EL-KANEMI, I AM 63 YEARS OLD. I BECAME A CITIZEN OF SAUDI ARABIA DUE TO
MARRIAGE, BUT I AM RESIDENT IN THE COTE D'IVOIRE AT PRESENT WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE MY
FINAL RESTING PLACE. I WAS BORN AN ORPHAN IN 1942. I HAVE NO FATHER OR MOTHER, AND I HAVE
NO RELATIVES. I WAS BLESSED TO HAVE MARRIED A HUMBLE AND KIND MAN, DR.MUSHARAF EL-KANEMI.
WE BOTH STRUGGLED AND WORKED HARD AND THE ALMIGHTY ALAH BLESSED US ABUNDANTLY WITH
RICHES. HE WAS A DEALER IN GOLD, DIAMONDS AND TANTALITE.

I AM NOW OLD AND SICK WITHOUT A HUSBAND AND CHILDREN. THIS HAS MADE ME UNHAPPY. I HAVE
NOT RE-MARRIED DUE TO THE FACT THAT I WANT TO CHERISH MY HUSBAND'S MEMORIES. FOR 9MONTHS
NOW I HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY SICK. I AM PRESENTLY IN HOSPITAL SUFFERING FROM CANCER AND I
HAD A STROKE WHICH HAS AFFECTED MY SPEECH. THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY IS PARALYSED. THE
DOCTORS SAY I HAVE A FEW MONTHS LEFT TO LIVE. I CAN ONLY MOVE MY RIGHT HAND, AND I AM
ABLE TO WRITE LITTLE WITH IT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN IS BEEN SENT TO YOU VIA EMAIL BY MY
DOCTORS PRIVATE COMPUTER.I HAVE LITTLE TIME SO I HAVE COMMITTED IT TO SPREADING MY WEALTH
TOWARDS BETTER HEALTH CARE FOR MANKIND BECAUSE THIS WILL BE WHAT MY HUSBAND WANTED. I AM
CURRENTLY BEING ATTENDED TO BY A PRIVATE NURSE AT MY ABODE. I HAVE EARMARKED SOME FUNDS
FOR THE MANAGEMENT AND TO UPGRADE AND BUILD A NEW CANCER RESEARCH FACILITY WHERE I WAS
BEING TREATED UP TO A FEW MONTHS AGO.THIS WILL PROVIDE BETTER HEALTH CARE FOR OTHER
CANCER PATIENTS.

I DONT KNOW YOU, I WAS ABLE TO GET YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS THROUGH A
SPECIALISED SOURCE AND BY THE LEADING OF OUR GRATE PROPHET MUHAMMED. THERE ARE SEVERAL
PROJECTS OF WHICH I DONT HAVE TIME TO EXECUTE AT PRESENT SO I AM CONTACTING DIFFERENT
INDIVIDUALS WITH THE HOPE THAT YOU WILL CARRY OUT MY INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE SAKE OF
HUMANITY AND ALAH.BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND HE DEPOSITED ABOUT US$10.5 MILLION IN
CURRENCY AND GOLD WITH A FINANCIAL COMPANY. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PAPERWORKS ARE WITH ME. I
WANT YOU TO TAKE CUSTODY OF THE DEPOSIT, AND USE THE MONEY TO BUILD AN ORPHANAGE IN YOUR
COUNTRY. YOU WILL NAME IT AFTER MY HUSBAND NAME (DR.MUSHARAF EL-KANEMI ORPHANAGE HOME)
AND THE REST OF THE FUND WILL BE USED IN SUPORTING THE WORKS OF ALMIGHTY ALLAH LIKE
BUILDING HUASE OF ALLAH AND HELPING THE NEEDY. I DO NOT WANT ANY OF MY RELATIVES TO
BENEFIT FROM OUR LABOUR BECAUSE MOST OF THEM AVOIDED US WHEN WE WERE
STRUGGLING AND SOME OF THEM ARE CHRISTANS. THEY HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT MY PRESENT LOCATION.
GIVING TO THE POOR AND LESS PRIVILEDGED IS WHAT BEING A MUSLIM,THANKS BE TO ALMIGHTY
ALLAH THAT I AM BURN AS A MUSLEM. ALL I
NEED FROM YOU IS YOUR ASSURANCE THAT YOU WILL USE THIS FUNDS JUDICIOUSLY AS STATED IN
THIS MESSAGE. I AM NOT ABLE TO USE MY LAPTOP AS OFTEN AS I WILL LIKE DUE TO THE ADVICE
GIVEN ME BY THE DOCTOR. THIS IS ALL FOR NOW. PLEASE WHEN ONCE YOU ENDEAVOUR TO DO
ACCONDING TO MY INSTRUCTION;YOU ARE ADVICE TO WRITE ME THROUGH MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL :
afrah_el01@yahoo.it


MAY THE ALMIGHTY ALLAH BLESSED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

YOURS BELOVETH,

MRS AFRAH EL-KANEMI.

 

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Anonymous Rodrigo said ... (2:21 PM, June 01, 2007) : 

Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.

 

Blogger Scott McLean said ... (6:33 AM, July 12, 2007) : 

nice blog! me thinks

 

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Blogger *BALURDI* said ... (7:09 PM, July 31, 2007) : 

spam?? ready!!
Pls visit the italian goodfellas blog..have fun!!
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Blogger Mr. Mick Bright Kim said ... (7:21 AM, August 05, 2007) : 

Hi everyone I would invite you.

 

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Hi,
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If u agree, then post a comment on my blog.
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Blogger Joshua said ... (9:42 PM, September 05, 2007) : 

It's so nice for me to have found this blog of yours, it's so interesting. I sure hope and wish that you take courage enough to pay me a visit in my PALAVROSSAVRVS REX!, and plus get some surprise. My blog is also so cool! Don't think for a minute that my invitation is spam and I'm a spammer. I'm only searching for a public that may like or love what I write.

Feel free off course to comment as you wish and remember: don't take it wrong, don't think that this visitation I make is a matter of more audiences for my own blogg. No. It's a matter of making universal, realy universal, all this question of bloggs, all the essential causes that bring us all together by visiting and loving one another.

You must not feel obliged to come and visit me. An invitation is not an intimation. Also know that if you click on one of my ads I'm promised to earn a couple of cents for that: I would feel happy and rewarded (because I realy need it!!!) if you did click it, but once again you're totaly free to do what ever you want. I, for instance, choose immediatly to click on one of your ads, in case you have them. To do so or not, that's the whole beauty of it all, however, blogocitizens must unite also by clicking-helping eachother when we know cybermegacorporations profit from our own selfishness regarding to that simple click.

About this I must say, by my own experience, that no one realy cares (maybe a few) about this apeal I make, still I believe in my Work and Dreams and thus I'll keep on apealing and searching so strong is my will.

I think it's to UNITE MANKIND that we became bloggers! Don't see language as an obstacle but as a challenge (though you can use the translater BabelFish at the bottom of my page!) and think for a minute if I and the rest of the world are not expecting something like a broad cumplicity. Remenber that pictures talk also. Open your heart and come along!!!!!

 

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Blogger Mariana said ... (3:00 AM, September 11, 2007) : 

Probably somebody had already told you this but SPAM SPAM SPAM, great tribute to the Monty Pythons.

I like your ideas.

If you don't know what I'm talking about I advice you to see this:
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Blogger CLIC NOTÍCIAS DA AMAZÔNIA said ... (11:02 PM, September 25, 2007) : 

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Blogger solopoesie said ... (3:59 PM, October 03, 2007) : 

HELLO!!
They have not succeeded translate yours written
in cheb language and! I will try with the translator of tradurlo
but If you six poetico!
if you piacciono
the poetries
you come in mine blog I waited for to you? Thanks ..... Lina

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:25 AM, October 05, 2007) : 

Nice blog!

Thnks

Mandy

 

Blogger Angello said ... (4:44 PM, October 07, 2007) : 

like our web. different

 

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Blogger Mikey said ... (7:02 PM, October 26, 2007) : 

I hate SPAM so much. Lately it has been spam on BLOGGER. When I use the NEXT option, to find and read new and interesting random blogs, it is inevetible to run into some adult spam. Very disheartening, and disgusting. There has to be a way to rid blogger of this!

 

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