I have a strange sense of humour

Especially, the true inevitabilities of life I tend to look at from a slant: death, taxes ... and, as surely as the sun rises, that spam will find anything accessible on the Internet.

Just as surely, there is a humour to be found here.

Start with a fundamental division between the personal seeking of audience and those intended to generate funds. Go on to a classification of the various broad subtypes and variants: Get-Rich-Quick, Enhancements, Sex-Promises-Through-Initial-and-Ritual-Humiliation. Examine technique, target audience, especially originality. (So many possibilities. So little creativity.)

Taking off every safety valve, every text verification protection: I hereby dedicate this blog to the topic of spam.

Champagne and spam for everyone!